The Christ Conspiracy (yet again)
In response to Matt's challenge, I've prepared the following. I've tried to encorporate a number of common conspiracy themes, including spelling errors.
Please note that this is a work of fiction, and I don't believe a word of it. Please don't flame me.
The Christ Conspiracy
They say that Christ was ahead of his time. They didn't know how right they were...
Whenever I read about Christ, I get a felling about him. This feeling was best paraphrased by one of my classmates once: "Jesus was just a hippy." That started me thinking: a great deal of his message is remenicint of the sixties. Why should this be? I submit that the truth is that Jesus was a hippy!!!
Why, you ask? How? I will tell you the awesome truth that has revealed itself to me. Jesus Christ was really a hippy, from the sixties. You might ask yourself how a man from 1960 AD finds himself in 30 AD. I believe this to be the work of timetravelers, possibly Kirk and the crew of the USS Enterprise. It makes sense: we already know for a fact that Kirk has visited Earth in the past. What was to stop him from using the same process to bring forth the messiah by transporting him from the sixties? I can only guess at his motives. Possibly he did it to prevent a major war between the Jews and the Romans that would have posponed the technology revolution by centuries.
There is, however, still some unknown: how could it be that an ordenary man could perform the miracles that were attributed to Jesus. This is of course impossible and no rational person would accept it. I believe the truth of the matter to be simple: the Enterprise projected Jesus as a hologram!!
This is not the first time this has happened: did not Patric Stewart encounter a similar deception envolving the devil? Then why not the saviour himself? The technology was available. Let's look at the facts:
Fact: the Enterprise could navigate through time.
Fact: mobile hologram projectors are available in the 29th century.
Fact: it is possible, even simple, to make a holographic recording of a person.
None of these facts are in dispute. When they are put together, that produce an inescapable conclusion.
Kirk made a holographic recording of a hippy in the sixties, reprogrammed it and used a 29th century mobile hologram projector to artificially create Jesus Christ.
I'm sure that by now you will be convinced of the validity of this statement. If this is true, how then could it not be public knowledge, given that even I could deduce it from basic facts? Again, the answer is simple and self-evident: the truth has been kept from us by the church. We all know for a fact that certain gospels were banned at the secred covenant of Nicea. I submit that one of the documents outlawed there was the one preaching the truth, the gospel according to Spock!
Our duty now is clear: we must spread the word of the real truth and overcome the power of the church. It is in your power to spread the truth and save people from perpetual ignorance. I have started a foundation to counteract the mechaniations of the church and spread the real divine word. You can help by donating. Contact me for the details.
Together we can overcome the church lies and propaganda and open people's eyes to the truth! Join now!
Please note that this is a work of fiction, and I don't believe a word of it. Please don't flame me.
The Christ Conspiracy
They say that Christ was ahead of his time. They didn't know how right they were...
Whenever I read about Christ, I get a felling about him. This feeling was best paraphrased by one of my classmates once: "Jesus was just a hippy." That started me thinking: a great deal of his message is remenicint of the sixties. Why should this be? I submit that the truth is that Jesus was a hippy!!!
Why, you ask? How? I will tell you the awesome truth that has revealed itself to me. Jesus Christ was really a hippy, from the sixties. You might ask yourself how a man from 1960 AD finds himself in 30 AD. I believe this to be the work of timetravelers, possibly Kirk and the crew of the USS Enterprise. It makes sense: we already know for a fact that Kirk has visited Earth in the past. What was to stop him from using the same process to bring forth the messiah by transporting him from the sixties? I can only guess at his motives. Possibly he did it to prevent a major war between the Jews and the Romans that would have posponed the technology revolution by centuries.
There is, however, still some unknown: how could it be that an ordenary man could perform the miracles that were attributed to Jesus. This is of course impossible and no rational person would accept it. I believe the truth of the matter to be simple: the Enterprise projected Jesus as a hologram!!
This is not the first time this has happened: did not Patric Stewart encounter a similar deception envolving the devil? Then why not the saviour himself? The technology was available. Let's look at the facts:
Fact: the Enterprise could navigate through time.
Fact: mobile hologram projectors are available in the 29th century.
Fact: it is possible, even simple, to make a holographic recording of a person.
None of these facts are in dispute. When they are put together, that produce an inescapable conclusion.
Kirk made a holographic recording of a hippy in the sixties, reprogrammed it and used a 29th century mobile hologram projector to artificially create Jesus Christ.
I'm sure that by now you will be convinced of the validity of this statement. If this is true, how then could it not be public knowledge, given that even I could deduce it from basic facts? Again, the answer is simple and self-evident: the truth has been kept from us by the church. We all know for a fact that certain gospels were banned at the secred covenant of Nicea. I submit that one of the documents outlawed there was the one preaching the truth, the gospel according to Spock!
Our duty now is clear: we must spread the word of the real truth and overcome the power of the church. It is in your power to spread the truth and save people from perpetual ignorance. I have started a foundation to counteract the mechaniations of the church and spread the real divine word. You can help by donating. Contact me for the details.
Together we can overcome the church lies and propaganda and open people's eyes to the truth! Join now!
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